"Stop!!" I shouted. "That would make a wonderful photo."
"What are you talking about? What photo?"
"You eating your manly Bombay Mix from one of our flowery, vintage tins; dressed in dirty-log-moving clothes and wearing the 'I love beer' badge I bought you for Christmas."
"Hurry up then because you're blocking my view of the rugby.."
Now there's a man who knows what he wants..