There is no photo accompanying this post on the grounds of decency. Yup, I had a couple of incidents today at school that caused a bit of a kerfuffle. At sometime during the morning I had to leave class and use the toilet. I then realised that I needed to make a quick phone call and was standing in the staff room, phone in hand when I heard my name being shouted rather urgently, "Jane!" I looked up and saw a colleague frantically gesturing to my behind..yeah you guessed it..I had my skirt tucked into my knickers and tights! I quickly adjusted myself and thought what a lucky escape the children in my class had- not to mention giving anyone on the way back to the class room an eyeful!
It was later in the afternoon when I visited the toilet again. As I washed my hands I ran through in my head how I could word the whole funny incident for the blog and made sure I had adjusted my skirt. As I quickly left to go back to class the most enormous screech of laughter filled the staffroom and a voice boomed out, "AHHHH, STOP! JANE STOP! JANE!" People came running to see what had happened and fell about laughing. I looked on confused and then saw a looong trail of toilet paper snaking behind me! I had somehow tucked the end of the roll into my knickers/tights! What silly girl.
I think the combination of a skirt with a lining and a very strong, twangy elastic waistband on my tights was the problem. Once was OK but twice...what a day! I'm now off to take them off - well, it's far too warm for tights isn't it?!